I loved all the beautiful gifts friends and family gave me for Christmas, but my favorite gift this year was this pedigree chart my mom gave me. I think I'll have to frame it.
Liz's Biz-nis
The Biz-nis of Life
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Best Christmas Present
I loved all the beautiful gifts friends and family gave me for Christmas, but my favorite gift this year was this pedigree chart my mom gave me. I think I'll have to frame it.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Beds and Treads
I really despise New Year's Resolutions...doesn't everyone? Like, what about the first of January makes me want to do something I wasn't willing to do yesterday? But I always make NY resolutions. I just choose something really small, and unimportant, and do it to remind myself that change is possible...that I am someone who can change, albeit in small, often undetectable ways. This year Jared asked me if I could have my resolution be to stop running over the grass when I pull out of the driveway.
Two of my sisters quickly added that their dead grass could use a break from my peel-out jobs. So I decided I would oblige. But I'm also adding my own resolution and that is to make my bed...everyday...for one whole year. I never make my bed. I don't think it's important, and it wont stop me from crawling back in it, however, it's a change that will be noticeable, do-able (i think) and measurable to me. So here's to cha-cha-cha-changes!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
And the winner is..........
This lady.

purchased by this lady (sporting her crown of glory)


Yes. Jessica won and it was well deserved. She spotted that hideous thing a year ago and has kept it hidden away for all this time. Check out my face when that thing is unveiled for the first time!
Here's the rest of the beautiful bean footage. My hippo in a borderline thong was in the runnings for first place but in the end could not compete with whore-ish grandma with a naval ring!






purchased by this lady (sporting her crown of glory)
Yes. Jessica won and it was well deserved. She spotted that hideous thing a year ago and has kept it hidden away for all this time. Check out my face when that thing is unveiled for the first time!
Here's the rest of the beautiful bean footage. My hippo in a borderline thong was in the runnings for first place but in the end could not compete with whore-ish grandma with a naval ring!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Bring on the Ugly!!!
Tonight will be our annual Grover Girl Ugly Ornament Exchange which, of course, is also a contest. (We are only competitive when it comes to having/being/doing something sucky.) I am going to win, and when i do, i will post the pics of the monstrosity that is my ornament. Just to give you an idea, I've posted a few pics of some past doozies.

Yes, that's right. One of his legs is 2 inches longer than the other!


Who doesn't want a strawberry with measle-covered twig legs and a pearl necklace on their tree?

The only rules are that it has to be store-bought, and it has to be hung on your tree every year of your natural life! Our trees are getting pretty ugly, people!
Yes, that's right. One of his legs is 2 inches longer than the other!
Who doesn't want a strawberry with measle-covered twig legs and a pearl necklace on their tree?
The only rules are that it has to be store-bought, and it has to be hung on your tree every year of your natural life! Our trees are getting pretty ugly, people!
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