Tonight will be our annual Grover Girl Ugly Ornament Exchange which, of course, is also a contest. (We are only competitive when it comes to having/being/doing something sucky.) I am going to win, and when i do, i will post the pics of the monstrosity that is my ornament. Just to give you an idea, I've posted a few pics of some past doozies.

Yes, that's right. One of his legs is 2 inches longer than the other!


Who doesn't want a strawberry with measle-covered twig legs and a pearl necklace on their tree?

The only rules are that it has to be store-bought, and it has to be hung on your tree every year of your natural life! Our trees are getting pretty ugly, people!